Where were you born:  Morris, IL

First paying job you ever had:  It was probably shelling corn and working other odd jobs for my Dad. He paid pretty well. He didn’t charge for room OR board.

What was the name of your first pet and what was it?  Midget...she bit my Dad's boss once - I found this hilarious. Funny enough, the boss did not.

Finish this sentence: “I’ll never forget the day I……….”   Said in 7^th grade that something would “knock some sex into me,” as opposed to knock some sense into me.

Name three things you want to do in this lifetime: 

1. Learn how to fly.

2. Shoot…accurately.

3. Europe. The continent, not the band.

What was the most embarrassing moment in your radio career?   
I swore once…I was saying something about ‘shot flint’ and it came out…well you put it together, sparky…

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be and why? 
1060 W. Addison – that’s Wrigley Field…I think I could set up a studio apartment in the ivy somewhere

What is the first thing that attracts you to members of the opposite sex? 
An ice cold beer…and come hither looks.

If you could meet any rock star or band, who would it be and why?
Hendrix…The Edge (who I’ve met)…just to be able to play guitar so well would be amazing…and I’d love to have Zeppelin in concert again.
 

If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be? 
Elbows. None of the gyms around here have an elbow machine…I feel so discriminated against.

Yes or no - have you ever: 

Looked in someone’s medicine cabinet while using their bathroom? 
No

Did a dine and dash? 
Yes – more of a dine and saunter. It was the Steak ‘n’ Shake in Aurora, IL (suburb of Chicago). We waited over 45 minutes for the bill, asked for it twice…said we were going to leave…and left.

Gotten out of a speeding ticket?
Yes – with eyes like mine, you know it.

Given someone a fake phone number?  I think I need to be asked first.

Gone commando?  You know it.

Been to a nude beach? Do toga parties count?

Mistakenly called your sweetie someone else’s name?   Not that I recall...does 'oh god' count?

Eaten raw oysters? No, but I’ve had sushi